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Hi, I’m mayhem. Just when you think you are safe in your living room drinking a nice cold one, I come in. Fumbles, interceptions, and derps of every kind for your favorite Big Ten team.
I’ll be on your Television set causing you feelings of sadness, depression, or fear. There are some things you can do. Get Allstate insurance and watch the LSU – Bama game. Number 1 vs. Number 2. The Superbowl of the SEC.
Even Chic-Fil-A has jumped in on the action…
Let’s all remember to have a real good time. LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME. A REAL GOOD TIME.
Sponsored by Dr. Pepper, Allstate, and Chic-Fil-A. Not really.
