Author Archives: Paradigm Shift

About Paradigm Shift

Former NASA Rocket Scientist, Professional Hopscotch Player, Screencapper, Gator Alumnus, and Mechanical Engineer. Views expressed do not reflect those of my past or current employers.

John Wallace punched a Miami player in the face [GIF]


  Take off your glasses. Watch Louisville’s punter (John Wallace) punch a Miami Hurricane defender in the face. it’s almost art. No one even gets that mad. It’s like they expect this ACC match up to just kindly punch each other. Welcome to the ACC!

The Auburn Tigers have already won the National Championship [PHOTO]


  Sorry Florida State, it looks like the Auburn Tigers have won the 2013 season national championship. You can’t do anything about it. They have t-shirts proving it so you can just go back to Tallahassee #FSUTwitter. Where can I buy this T-shirt? Let’s make some waves. Tell me internet. HT @gbdawkins

The Belk Bowl is yelling “BULLSH*T” over and over again [VIDEO]

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Sometimes life isn’t fair. Sometimes life isn’t easy. Sometimes you are just plain wrong. Well, Cincinnati Bearcat fans, you’re wrong. You decided to scream BS in the Belk Bowl because your defensive lineman grabbed a face mask. Guess what? That’s a penalty. You can Google that. Thank you for yelling curse words though!

Brian Kelly bitches at the refs without even making eye contact [GIF]

Brian Kelly GIF

  Brian Kelly was up 13 points but he still had to go over and talk to an official and complain. That’s what Kelly does (other than put guys up in scissor lifts in 60 MPH winds). This is the lamest complaint attempt ever. Do you really want this coach Notre Dame? Have him. He […]

TJ Jones had a touchdown for Notre Dame but instead tackled himself [GIF]

TJ Jones

TJ Jones of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish almost had a touchdown against Rutgers except he decided to get tackled by‚Ķ air. He probably just slipped on the turf unless supernatural forces were at work. Still, it’s hilarious. Also, Lou Holtz will blame this on something other than Notre Dame because Lou Holtz is the […]