Delta IV Launch Yields Many ‘Roll Tides’

I went to the Cocoa Beach Pier for the launch of the Delta IV rocket with my roommate and a coworker. I walked up to the bar and ordered three Bloody Mary’s for all of us. I was wearing a sleeveless shirt and gym shorts and the bartender couldn’t believe I wasn’t cold.

A lady next to me yelled “ROLL TIDE” to me. I congratulated her on her championship and argued with her over the point spread of the Allstate National Championship game. Some other Huntsville bros heard us and all yelled “ROLL TIDE!” and I explained that I was a Florida fan.

As I write this the rocket is traveling at 27,406 feet per second and we are arguing over college football. Alabama respected Florida and all that we had done at Kennedy Space Center. Alabama even respected Georgia but mocked their weak schedule. I told them congratulations on their 14th title.

All of this happened while the rocket was 3000 miles down range.

I told them I was a screencapper for Busted Coverage and they told me they loved that website but never heard of me. Figures.

My point here is that rocket science matters and so does college football. There was just as much passion in my conversation about Alabama as there was about brilliance of the plume of the rocket. This is why I love sports and I love rocket science

Florida Defensive Tackle Arrested On Marijuana Charges

Leon Orr is a defensive tackle for the Florida Gators and was arrested last week. This is the ninth arrest under the Will Muschamp era under the Florida Gators. Orr is only a sophomore at the University of Florida. He was served a notice to appear on two marijuana-related charges. The police report describes January 10th, a…
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Will Muschamp Would Like To Give You A Tour Of His Bathroom

According to rumors, this may or may not be Will Muschamp’s toilet in his office. I’d say it’s pretty spectacular. How much money would you have to be paid to sit on this thing? You pretty much have a guarantee you are the only one that uses the throne of the office. We already know…
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Name of Bama Alleged Teabagger Revealed

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Well Deadspin says they have the name of the alleged tea bagger in this whole debacle that took place at a Krystal Burger before the Allstate BCS Championship game. The name was Brian Downing (Via Friends of The Program) Apparently he has lost his job at a sporting goods store and has a 3 month…
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I Got An Astronaut To Do The ‘Gator Chomp’

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I got an United States Astronaut to do the Gator chomp move today at Kennedy Space Center. He could actually hear me through his helmet and immediately did the chomp. It’s probably going to be hard to get an FSU Seminole to get an Astronaut to do the chop due to lack of FSU Astronaut…
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Dre Kirkpatrick Arrested For Marijuana Possession

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Via @BigDavidMullins A projected first round Cornerback and recent National Champion was arrested for marijuana possession. Seems kinda weird that this was delayed after the big game right? Word on the street is that he wasn’t alone when he was arrested for possession of weed. This is only a misdemeanor since it was less than…
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